"I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. Everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large." Charlie Chaplin

"I have considered my ways and have turned my steps to your statutes. I will hasten and not delay to obey your commands." Psalm 119:59

What do you call a 12-inch letter?

Answer: A footnote.